More quotes by Beryl Dov

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."
"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."