More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."
"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."