More quotes by Beryl Dov

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."