When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books. - John Green, Looking for Alaska

"She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom."

"I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side."

"They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting."

"Have you really read all those books in your room?”Alaska laughing- “Oh God no. I’ve maybe read a third of ‘em. But I’m going to read them all. I call it my Life’s Library. Every summer since I was little, I’ve gone to garage sales and bought all the books that looked interesting. So I always have something to read."

"I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them."