More quotes by John Green, Looking for Alaska

"What the hell is that?"I laughed."It's my fox hat.""Your fox hat?""Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat.""Why are you wearing your fox hat?"I asked."Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox."
"Right, well, he'd been sick for a while and his nurse said to him, 'You seem to be feeling better this morning,' and Isben looked at her and said, 'On the contrary,' and then he died."
"They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting."
"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die."
"She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom."