More quotes by W. C. Fields

"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."