More quotes by W. C. Fields

"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."
"When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty."