More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."
"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."
"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."
"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."