More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."