More quotes by Beryl Dov

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."
"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."
"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."