"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."
"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."
"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."
"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"
"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."