More quotes by Kurt Vonnegut

"Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it."
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."