You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool o... - Laurence J. Peter
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."
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"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
"A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."
"Speak when you are angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret."