#Fool

"He who despairs of the human condition is a coward, but he who has hope for it is a fool."

"There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions."

"I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it."

"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job."

"Any fool can have bad luck; the art consists in knowing how to exploit it."

"There are two kinds of fools. One says, "This is old, and therefore good."And one says, "This is new, and therefore better."

"Money is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them."

"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."

"Anyone who thinks they can write the perfect comedy that everyone will love is a fool. I can only write what I think is funny and hope that there is a likeminded audience out there."

"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."

"I must learn to love the fool in me - the one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins sometimes and loses often, lacks self-control, loves and hates, hurts and gets hurt, promises and breaks promises, laughs and cries."

"Any fool can make a ruleAnd any fool will mind it."

"The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost."

"Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time."

"A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."

"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."

"Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night."

"I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool."

"Don't show a friend your gift, or your bag of money if you still want to maintain your relationship, but if nay, go on, and all you'll see is hate and jealousy, and you'll fight with him in the street like a dog and all you'll feel is regret."

"The dupe of friendship, and the fool of love; have I not reason to hate and to despise myself? Indeed I do; and chiefly for not having hated and despised the world enough."