You know how both life and porno movies end. The only differ... - Chuck Palahniuk
"You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm."
"You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm."
"Me with nothing left to lose, plotting my big revenge in the spotlight. Give me violent revenge fantasies as a coping mechanism."
"It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die."
"In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor."
"If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes."
"The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress."