We just had a near-life experience! - Chuck Palahniuk
"We just had a near-life experience!"
"We just had a near-life experience!"
"In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that's a really classic form of humor."
"The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress."
"It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die."
"That’s the biggest purpose of religious gathering: permission to look terrible in public. We used to go to church to confess our worst behaviour, to be heard and forgiven, then to be redeemed and accepted back into our communityChuck Palahniuk in interview with TMO"
"You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm."