You look like the vamp who bled the cat. - Kim Harrison, Every Which Way But Dead

"Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space."

"You had this all planned, didn’t you?' I accused. 'Thought you could come in here and seduce me like you do everyone else?' It wasn’t as if I could be angry, lying atop him as I was, but I tried."

"And then there are the rare ones who know love, who understand it. Who freely give of themselves, demanding only a return of that love,that trust."

"Ivy!' I stammered, then glared at Kisten. 'You told Ivy? Thanks a hell of a lot. Want to call my mom next?"