You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Fre... - Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."

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