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Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

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Quotes by Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

"Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you."
"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"I believe in love the verb, not the noun."
"Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great."
"There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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"The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving on, and choosing much more wisely in the future."
"You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith."
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
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