You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."

"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?""Yes.""You called her a liar?""Yes.""You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?""Yes.""Have a biscuit, Potter."

"But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards."

"Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!"

"Why were you lurking under our window?""Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?""Listening to the news,"said Harry in a resigned voice.His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage."Listening to the news! Again?""Well, it changes every day, you see,"said Harry."