"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."
"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."
"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."
"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."
"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."