Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

"I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler."

"You shouldn't judge someone until you've walk a mile through an underground tunnel in her uncomfortable shoes"