L. Frank Baum, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

"I shall take the heart. For brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world."

"There is no place like home."

"...and remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others."

"I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart."