Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

"Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."

"This book was written using 100% recycled words."

"Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs."