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"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"In order to live a fulfilled life, do not focus on the size of your audience; focus instead on leaving an impact on the circle of influence God has given you."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Man was created to glorify God. Now, that may encompass other things which God has planned for each man, but essentially, man was created to glorify God."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"No beating yourself up. That’s not allowed. Be patient with yourself. It took you years to form the bad habits of thought that you no longer want. It will take a littletime to form new and better ones. But I promise you this: Even a slight move in this direction will bring you some peace. The more effort you apply to it, the faster you’ll find your bliss, but you’ll experience rewards immediately."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Everything in life had a purpose, and unless it achieved that purpose, it was just taking up space on the planet and wasting everybody's time."

"Listen for the call of your destiny, and when it comes, release your plans and follow."

"Either we are adrift in chaos or we are individuals, created, loved, upheld and placed purposefully, exactly where we are. Can you believe that? Can you trust God for that?"

"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"God created us for this: to live our lives in a way that makes him look more like the greatness and the beauty and the infinite worth that he really is. This is what it means to be created in the image of God."