3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our re... - Beryl Dov
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
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"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."