Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whisperin... - Beryl Dov

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."