More quotes by Beryl Dov

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."
"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."
"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."