"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."
"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."
"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."
"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."
"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."