"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."