"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."
"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion........................................................................."