"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."