"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."
"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."
"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."