More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."
"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."
"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."