"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."