More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."
"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."
"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."
"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"