A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones... - Beryl Dov
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."