More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."
"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."
"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."