More quotes by Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World

"It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal."
"As I climbed up into the high old bed, the large fly in my personal ointment did the same. Had I actually told him he could get in bed with me? Well, I decided, as I wriggled down under the soft old sheets and the blanket and the comforter, if Eric had designs on me, I was just too tired to care."Woman?""Hmmm?""What's your name?""Sookie. Sookie Stackhouse.""Thank you, Sookie.""Welcome, Eric."
"I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake."
"Come on,"I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear."
"Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive."