If there were an international butt competition, Eric would... - Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
"If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up."
"If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up."
"We could go back to your house. I can stay with you always. We can know each others bodies in every way, night after night. I could love you. I could work, you would not be poor. I would help you."
"Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive."
"It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal."
"Come on,"I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear."
"A piece of happiness should never be taken as due."