"Come on,"I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant in tiny red underwear."
"A piece of happiness should never be taken as due."
"It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal."
"If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up."
"I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake."
"Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive."