More quotes by Beryl Dov

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."
"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."