Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."