Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."
"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."
"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."