Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."