Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear... - Beryl Dov
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
More quotes by Beryl Dov
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."
"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."
"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."