More quotes by Beryl Dov

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."
"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."
"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."