More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."
"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."
"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."
"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."