More quotes by Lou Holtz

"When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin."
"My philosophy in life is, Decide what you want to do. You have to have something to hope for."
"Winners embrace hard work. They love the discipline of it, the trade-off they're making to win. Losers, on the other hand, see it as punishment. And that's the difference."
"You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him."
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."