When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendsh... - Lou Holtz
"When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin."
"When the bank asks me about my assets, I include my friendship with Regis Philbin."
"I think that everybody needs four things in life. Everybody needs something to do regardless of age. Everybody needs someone to love. Everybody needs something to hope for, and, of course, everybody needs someone to believe in."
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
"You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him."
"You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose."
"If you're bored with life - you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals."