More quotes by Paula Poundstone

"I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe."
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
"I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family."