The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken... - Paula Poundstone
"The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling."
More quotes by Paula Poundstone
"I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family."
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up ’cause they’re looking for ideas."
"I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe."