Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of... - Beryl Dov

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."