"You can laugh! But people used to believe there were no such things as the Blibbering Humdinger or the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!"
"Would you like a cough drop Dolores?"
"I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect."
"My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself."