Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a... - Rachel Vincent, Stray

"Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd like to see her knock someone silly with an apron and a cookie press."

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